Miklos: Pledge me for the MS Bike Tour!
Matt: Gimme 20 bucks and I will...
Miklos: How much will you pledge me then?
Matt: $10

<Curtis and Miklos discussing the dagh facebook app>
Miklos: haha it was a work in progress
Miklos: the idea was that you could submit a dagh quote right from facebook
Miklos: i just never got around to finishing it
Miklos: it's still very doable i think. wouldn't even need much! just an add page
Miklos: it would still email the admins for approval though
Miklos: maybe. or it can skip approval if it's from facebook, since it's a real facebook person adding the quote...
Curtis: so approval is just a matter of non-spam?
Miklos: actually the approval was originally for non funny quotes
Miklos: or racist ones etc
Curtis: that's what i thought it still is
Miklos: yeah it still is
Curtis: heh, well alright then
Miklos: this is confusing
Miklos: nothing will change.
Curtis: you'll be ok
Miklos: life is wonderful
[few minutes later]
Nik: This quote should've gone through the approval process

Dave: nothing but "Play Again" from good old Tim Hortons [roll up the rim to win]
Dave: you know what they should do? if you collect 10 "Play Again"s you get a free coffee or donut
Miklos: that'd be awesome
Dave: that actually would be a smart marketing move
Miklos: you're a genius
Dave: and call the slogan "it pays to lose"

(In reference to the upcoming trip to Hungary)
Brie: what if you get hung-a-ry before then?  *drum-roll*
Alex: hahah well in that case i'll just make a stop over at Turkey

miklos: i think i'm sick of the web
john: the web jumped the shark 3 yrs ago
miklos: osenoa is 3 years old on aug 30th
john: well, i'll just start calling you fonzie

Alex: i jsut thought of shaving like 1/5th of my left eyebrow and completing it with a tattoo of the Audi emblem and calling it Brow-di

Dave: i just had a crazy nose bleed
Dave: still holding a kleenex to my nose
Miklos: were you picking at it?
Dave: no, i was just sittging here
Dave: sitting
Miklos: weird
Dave: and i felt you
Dave: you = it
Miklos: hahah
Miklos: freudian slip?

Ryan: My milkshake brings all the honey's to the yard
Cynthia: I don't know about honeys, but I heard a whole lot of boys were heading down...
Alex: Worker bees generally bring honey to my yard.
Ryan: well my milkshake took over shop!
Alex: Your milkshake sounds like another wal-mart screwing over local businesses!

Brian: We're here to work on tills
Boss: On tills what?
Alex: un-tillz we get them done!

[went mountain biking in the woods, on the very first little hill, Alex _walked_ his bike dowhill with difficulty]
Alex: I don't know why the hell I sign up for something I clearly don't enjoy.

miklos: alex is going to sign again
miklos: the house we looked at yesterday
Nik: really.
miklos: yeah
Nik: he sure likes signing things
Nik: maybe he should become a guarantor
miklos: or the president
Nik: or a pen

Tim Riley: your php work inspires me!
Tim Riley: I will be doing php in my new job
miklos: haha
miklos: YOURs inspired ME
Tim Riley: it's a cycle!!
miklos: yep
miklos: it's a try/catch 22

Miklos: If Apple jumped off a bridge, would the world follow?
Goran: So long as the bridge is prettier, sleeker, but arguably less functional than comparable bridges.
Miles: And they had to pay a hefty premium toll to get onto the bridge.
Alex: And if it's a bigger bridge that has the same features as a smaller bridge and gets opened to Americans sooner than Canadians

Dave: Yeah.... My luck doesn't swing that way.
Dave: If there were 5,000 tickets sold, and I bought 4,999 the person that bought that 1 stinkin' ticket would be the winner.
Miklos: hahaha
Dave: That wasn't a joke.
Miklos: That makes it even funnier.

[talking about UFC 115]
Matt: That guy should've finished off Crocop in the first round. It looked like he wanted to keep going with him though.
Miklos: Yeah.. and then they hug in the middle of the round..
Matt: I don't know what kind of mind frame you'd have to be in to be able to do that.. You'd have to be a psycho.
Miklos: Or fight enough times that it really becomes like a job.. Sort of like me and you coding.. And now we're talking.. then back to coding.
Matt: .....yeah. EXACTLY like that...
Miklos: Haha, less blood though...
Matt: So far, less blood...

[Miklos gets random nose bleed 5 minutes later]

Miklos: I'm gonna make a more secure wireless network, WPA-Enterprise.. with a certificate server... so nerdy.
Miklos: I just don't feel secure with the way it's set up...
Nik: Do you think the people next door are smart enough to figure it out as is?
Nik: If they were, they'd have a job.

Miklos: I blogged a little girl.
Matt: What does that MEAN!?!

Matt: Are you even looking for a job?
Alex: I have job. It's called being lazy. Doesn't pay well, but the benefits are great.

Brian: I have a host with my website hoster with mysql on it. i tried to get the mail listings on it and i prob fucked up their end with the database setup cause i have no clue what i'm doing.

[While watching Ricky Chavis talk in an Alex and Derek King documentary (http://jui.cc/7j)]
Miklos: Oh man, do you know who this guy [Ricky Chavis] reminds me of?
Nik: Woody Harrelson?
Miklos: Yes! ... mixed with umm...
Nik: Matthew McConaughey??
Miklos: Yes!

Peter: I bought a newspaper this morning
Peter: I wanted to read something while I was on the bus
Peter: And there was an article in there about some Chinese explorer
Peter: there were some Chines ones too, just not as famous as for example Columbus or Magellan...
Peter: the one that is featured in the article is called Zeng He
Peter: http://www.semarang.nl/chinees-jpg/boot.gif
Peter: this photo is interesting
Peter: the black ship is Colombus' ship
Peter: the white one is the Chinese
Peter: 80 years before Colombus, he sailed around India and surroundings, all the way to Africa
Peter: http://www.semarang.nl/chinees-jpg/map-chengho.gif
Miklos: hmm
Miklos: it would've been awesome living in those days
Miklos: discovering all sorts of shit...
Peter: you can't even go 3 days without photoshop...

Nik: The <sarcasm> tag never closes.

Goran: what movie shall i watch for the afternoon?
Nik: haha
Nik: i hate you and your job
Nik: watch that movie.

Nik: you should give it a whirl
miklos: yeah, i'd like to try a few things before i turn gay though
miklos: like you know.. have a heterosexual marriage, maybe a couple of kids
miklos: then grow old and die as a heterosexual man
miklos: then maybe after that i'd be good to go.

miklos: I JUST SAW SOMETHING NEAT
miklos: 5 jets in the sky
miklos: spelling out
miklos: GREAT RATES - GEICO.COM
miklos: i got some pics, one sec...
miklos: haha man that was neat. it got the entire department looking, and i almost fell out of the window from the 4th floor trying to take a picture
miklos: i sent it to the tribune
dave: keep it up
dave: you might get a job
miklos: dave your sarcasm cuts deep
miklos: scars me for life
dave: that wasn't sarcasm... I was referring to risking your life for a picture... i guess you have a social esteem issue

Nik: You need to give reasons for your opinions so that you sound credible...
Miklos: I'm an incredible person.

miklos: what font did you end up using?
Nik: well, it's an odd combination.. for regular text I went with Century Gothic
miklos: is that the....
Nik: it's pointy
miklos: round one? all capitals?
Nik: no. you're talking about copperplate gothic...
[pause]
miklos: will you marry me?

Aaron: did you buy me all that shit off my wishlist yet?
baxo: every single one
baxo: besides what did YOU get me for my birthday?
Aaron: finally
Aaron: someone cares about me
Aaron: a job you fucking hippie

pircsi: i need you like water
Nik: i need water like you
Nik: all hairy and random water
pircsi: i like hairy things
Nik: then you'll LOVE my water.

[Passing a TomTom GPS system back and forth, standing beside each other]
Miklos: Look, there are 3 satellites by you, and 7 by me...
Alex: I'd be worried if I were you.

<baxo> asterisks are not a pattern, they're an inner monologue
<curteye> asterisks represent an action, and since i used an action rather than monologue due to inability to generate an actual accusation, all you have to do is respond in the same fashion of inserting
<baxo> *jesus*
<curteye> wtf, that just threw everything out of whack
<baxo> that's how it goes in my world
<curteye> im usually accustomed to your world
<curteye> so i was just thrown for a loop when u randomly inserted jesus
<baxo> yeah god fucked things up too when he randomly inserted Jesus
<baxo> cuz now people are thinking "how the fuck can a virgin get pregnant? she had to have been a slut"

<Alex is showing Gareth the Audi>
Gareth: Fuckin' sweet. I like the floor mats - are those stock?
Alex: Fuck man, everything on this car is stock.
Gareth: Sweet.
Alex: Wait, did you say floor mats? Cuz those aren't factory.

alex: and I tell [my dog] peanut my deepest secrets that I sometimes have to get off my chest..
alex: she's so attentive, always looks into my eyes when i'm talking to her
alex: i also KNOW she can't tell anyone.. it's great

Miklos: I don't feel like a pita. Does Pita Pit make salads?
Matt: Yeah, they put it in this thing called a pita. And then you eat it.

Miklos: I like this fridge...
Miklos: Hrm... or I could just buy some paint...
Matt: And put ice in it? That's gonna work good...
Miklos: ...and paint my old fridge!
(can't pause for more than a second with Matt)

Brian: WHAT'S IT TAKE TO MAKE AN .AI FILE?

alex: you know what i realized at the u2 concert yesterday
alex: the fact that that Giant ass crab stage goes with them everywhere.. and that thing is so complicated yet they put it up lightyears faster than it takes me to finish a fuckin kitchen... that's pathetic haha

Miklos: my loan is done june 2012, at this rate
Nik: mine's done somewhere in the late 2200s. Hopefully that's A.D. but they don't specify.

[Miklos whistles 'Fa-La-La-La-La']
[Nik sings]: "don we now our gay apparel..."
Miklos: ...what does that mean?
Nik: I guess 'we now don our gay apparel'
[Miklos stares blankly]
Nik: ...apparel would be 'clothing'

Nik: Hey boy?
Miklos: hey... girl
Nik: Yes?
Miklos: Hi.
[pause]
Both: What were you going to say?
Both: [in same tone] Oohhhh.

alex: so tell me if this ever happened to you..
alex: i had to piss.. and it's sometimes natural to fart during a piss, but this time i felt like it was gonna be shit.. so i was in a dillema.. i had to keep the piss going so it can finish but the pushing also was causing the shit to come out.. so i had to pinch to stop the pee.. turn around and sit down and do both at the same time.
miklos: nope.

Miklos: Ahh...
Nik: What?
Miklos: I googled Google.
Nik: Did the world explode? That's what I always thought would happen.

Alex: I don't want to be a billionaire, I just want to be a comfortabillionaire.

Brian: you know how you get colspans and you add text, they're all different lengths. is there a way to remove the different lengths and them all be the same ?

Miklos: Man, I played violin with old people all weekend long.
Matt: Umm.. that's great.. heh
Matt: What do you say to that really?

Miklos: it's just like Holden Caulfield.
Nik: ... wait, Holden Caulfield? from Catcher in the Rye? How??
Miklos: you know, how they tried to keep kids from growing up to be adults because adulthood was bad and evil and so they grew up thinking life was a fairy tale
Nik: that was Peter Pan
Miklos: wow, well then my English teacher was way off the mark
Nik: I'd say so... unless she was really reaching for a metaphor there, but Holden Caulfield??
[moments later]
Nik: I still don't get how your ex is like Peter Pan

Brian: WHY
Brian: in photoshop, do i have to go over the pixels several times to color something from white to a color?

miklos: teletubbies
Péter: that's good
Péter: bbc's best program
miklos: "agaaaaiiiinnnn"
Péter: hm?
miklos: isn't that what they always say?
Péter: i don't know
miklos: doesn't matter
Péter: i've only seen it once
Péter: when a vacuum cleaner chased one of them around
Péter: and for me that was enough to not want to watch it anymore...

Mr Sikora: Augh. There's something in my eye. (rubbing it)
Miklos Sr: Stop doing that! Your face is so ugly!
(moments later)
Miklos Sr: What you got in there, a dinosaur??